Lemony Miscellany

Radio lyrics by Daniel Handler, music by One Ring Zero *
If I had a radio for every time you love me so,
I wouldn't have a radio at all.
Now I sit and waste my time,
My room is quiet as a mime,
And wait for someone glamorous to call.

Radio Radio Radio Radio

If I had a ceiling fan for every time you made a plan
Then told me you had plans and couldn't go,
The hurricane would wreak my bed,
And leave my shingle roof for dead,
And my broken heart scattered to and fro.

Hurricane Hurricane Hurricane Hurricane Hurricane...

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