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Lemony Words - V.F.D. Rules

VFD Rules

Rule #1 (7.249) Donít harm crows.

Rule #2 (7.108) Anyone who breaks a rule is burned at the stake.

Rule #19 (7.138) The only pens that are acceptable within the city limits are ones made from the feathers of crows.

Rule #39 (7.138) It is illegal to make anything out of crow feathers.

Rule #67 (7.57) No citizen is allowed to build or use any mechanical devices.

Rule #108 (7.60) The V.F.D. library cannot contain any books that break any of the other rules.

Rule #141 (7.178) All prisoners receive bread and water.

Rule #201 (7.165) No murdering.

Rule #492 (7.36) The Council of Elders will only discuss things that are on the platform.

Rule #920 (7.39) No one may talk while on the platform unless you are a police officer.

Rule #961 (7.100) The Council of Elders' hot fudge sundaes cannot have more than fifteen pieces of nuts each.

Rule #1,742 (7.216) No one is allowed to escape from jail.

Rule #2,493 (7.138) Any person who is going to be burned at the stake has the opportunity to make a speech right before the fire is lit.

Rule #4,561 (7.62) Citizens are not allowed to use their mouths for recreation.

Rule #19,833 (7.42) No villains are allowed within the city limits.


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