Rule #1 (7.249) Donít harm crows.
Rule #2 (7.108) Anyone who breaks a rule is burned at the stake.
Rule #19 (7.138) The only pens that are acceptable within the city limits are ones made from the feathers of crows.
Rule #39 (7.138) It is illegal to make anything out of crow feathers.
Rule #67 (7.57) No citizen is allowed to build or use any mechanical devices.
Rule #108 (7.60) The V.F.D. library cannot contain any books that break any of the other rules.
Rule #141 (7.178) All prisoners receive bread and water.
Rule #201 (7.165) No murdering.
Rule #492 (7.36) The Council of Elders will only discuss things that are on the platform.
Rule #920 (7.39) No one may talk while on the platform unless you are a police officer.
Rule #961 (7.100) The Council of Elders' hot fudge sundaes cannot have more than fifteen pieces of nuts each.
Rule #1,742 (7.216) No one is allowed to escape from jail.
Rule #2,493 (7.138) Any person who is going to be burned at the stake has the opportunity to make a speech right before the fire is lit.
Rule #4,561 (7.62) Citizens are not allowed to use their mouths for recreation.
Rule #19,833 (7.42) No villains are allowed within the city limits.