Poe, Arthur father of Albert & Edgar; husband of Polly; executor of the Baudelaire estate; a well-respected member of the banking community; employed at Mulctuary Money Management; Vice President in Charge of Orphan Affairs; former Vice President of Coins; (UA.134-36) has had a cough since he was a child, and it never seems to get better.

Poe, Edgar son of Arthur and Polly Poe; brother of Albert; loud & obnoxious;

Poe, Polly wife of Arthur; mother of Albert & Edgar;

Prospero (2.71) a fine ship that travels between Tedia and Peru.

Quagmire, Duncan triplet; brother of Isadora and Quigley; has very dark hair and very wide eyes; former student at Prufrock Preparatory School; aspires to be a journalist;

Quagmire, Isadora triplet; sister of Duncan and Quigley; has very dark hair and very wide eyes; former student at Prufrock Preparatory School; poetess;

Quagmire, Quigley deceased; triplet; brother of Duncan and Isadora;

Reed, Professor friend of Lemony Snicket; artist;

Rieux, Bernard former patient of Heimlich Hospital’s Plague Ward;

Remora, Mr. teacher at Prufrock Preparatory School; has dark hair and a thick mustache; constantly eats bananas;

Sham, Captain Julio see Count Olaf.

Shirley see Count Olaf.

Sir quite short; smokes a cigar, the smoke of which covers his entire head; former legal guardian of the Baudelaires; owner of the Lucky Smells Lumbermill in Paltryville;

Sirin, Mr. lepidopterist; good friend of Lemony Snicket;

Snicket, Jacques deceased; brother of Lemony; has one eyebrow and a tattoo of an eye on his left ankle;

Snicket, Lemony brother of Jacques; author of A Series of Unfortunate Events;

Spats, Carmelita student at Prufrock Preparatory School; rude, violent, and filthy;

Squalor, Esmé Gigi Geniveve former legal guardian of the Baudelaires, wife of Jerome, and the city’s sixth most important financial advisor; evil associate of Count Olaf; tall and slender; very attentive to what’s in and what’s out;

Squalor, Jerome former legal guardian of the Baudelaires and husband of Esmé; tall; avoids confrontation; dislikes the taste of salmon;

Stephano see Count Olaf.

Strauss, Justice next-door neighbor of Count Olaf; serves as judge on the High Court;

Tench, Miss former gym teacher at Prufrock Preparatory School;

Tocuna, Dr. see women with powered white faces.

Vane, Cynthia former toothache patient of Heimlich Hospital;

Verhoogens citizens of V.F.D.;