Funcoot, Al author of the play The Marvelous Marriage; see Count Olaf.
Gunther see Count Olaf.
Gustav deceased; former assistant to Dr. Montgomery;
Hal librarian of the Heimlich Hospital Library of Records; canít see as well as he used to;
Hector tall skinny man; former handyman of V.F.D.;
Hook-Handed Man evil associate of Count Olaf;
Larry waiter at the Anxious Clown restaurant in the town of Lake Lachrymose.
Lesko, Mr. citizen of V.F.D.;
Lorenz, Dr. friend of Lemony Snicket;
Lou one chubby man who delivers The Daily Punctilio newspaper to the Last Chance General Store near V.F.D.
Lucafont, Dr. O see Hook-Handed Man.
Lucinda, Officer see Esmé Squalor.
Mattathias see Count Olaf.
Milt very short owner of the Last Chance General Store near V.F.D.
Montgomery, Dr. Montgomery deceased; distant cousin of the Baudelaires; short, chubby man with a round red face; herpetologist;
Morrow, Mrs. citizen of V.F.D.;
Nero, Vice Principal tall with a small, red nose and splotchy face; almost completely bald; administrator at Prufrock Preparatory School; poor violinist;
Olaf, Count an evil man; distant cousin of the Baudelaire orphans; actor; very tall and very thin; very shiny eyes; has one eyebrow & an eye tattoo on left ankle; demanding, short-tempered, and bad-smelling; former legal guardian of the Baudelaire orphans;
Phil employed at the Lucky Smells Lumbermill; an optimist;