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Lemony Snicket:
The Unauthorized Autobiography

VFD Members

Harper Collins Doorman (questionable) (UA.x-xii) oversized coat (a VFD disguise), takes lots of notes, uses charcoal (a VFD supply), begins writings with "Dear Dairy."
Possible Olaf associate: (UA.145) Note the similarity of writing style to that of Olaf's associate who dressed up as a cow.

Baron van de Wetering (UA.26) VFD membership is questionable as the letter in which he is mentioned at the Duchess' party was written by an imposter.

Duchess of Winnipeg (aka R) (UA.25-30)

Lemony Snicket

Jacques Snicket

K Snicket sister of Lemony and Jacques.

(UA.36-37) J, L, M, R, R, M, L, K, D, S, J, R, L, K, B, J, E, G

Dr. Gustav Sebald (UA.36)

Dr. Montgomery Montgomery expected to have known the Sebald Code; attended the local cinema regularly (2.24, 36); uses anagrams (see Tommy "Mommy" Eggmonteror).

Sally Sebald (UA.66-71)

Daniel Handler (UA.52, 77) author of "The World is Quiet Here," the crucial opening number of which is "Ring the Bell," and features characters: Defenders of Liberty, The Little Sebald Lad.
(UA.97) "You [Lemony] must not write to D." This is most likely a reference to Mr. Handler.

Anxious Clown Waiter (UA.97) says "I didn't realize this was a sad occassion" to indicate that he is a VFD member.

Hector (7.59) "I've [Hector] been building a self-sustaining hot air mobile home."
(UA.98) "...that self-sustaining hot-air mobile home H is always talking about build."

Prospero Owners (UA.156) Sign their post card to Lemony with "The world is quiet here."

Librarian (UA.146) The olad man with neatly trimmed gray hair and a mustache who turned up at the ends. Dresses in a flowered shirt, striped tie, tweed coat, and plaid slacks with a sharp crease, and shiney shoes.
(UA.154, 171) Works at the Prufrock Prep library.
Also in "Ramona Quimby, Age 8" by Beverly Cleary.

Vincent Francis Doyle (questionable) author of "Ivan Lachrymose: Lake Explorer."

Tommy "Mommy" Eggmonteror (UA.167) author of "The Mamba du Mal: A Snake that Will Never Kill Me" for Venom Feels Delightful Press. (see Dr. Montgomery)

Brett Helquist (questionable) (UA.183) illustrator; scheduled a meeting with Lemony Snicket at the dairy; signed his letter to Lemony with "With all due respect."

Ike Anwhistle (3.5) second cousing of Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire. Could whistle with crackers in his mouth, specialized in Beethoven's 4th Quartet (3.27).

The Unauthorized Autobiography

Lemony Snicket:The Unauthorized Autobiography VFD Members

Lemony Snicket:
The Unauthorized Autobiography

VFD Members