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Lemony Snicket:
The Unauthorized Autobiography

VFD Members

  • Harper Collins Doorman (questionable) (UA.x-xii) oversized coat (a VFD disguise), takes lots of notes, uses charcoal (a VFD supply), begins writings with "Dear Dairy."
    Possible Olaf associate: (UA.145) Note the similarity of writing style to that of Olaf's associate who dressed up as a cow.

  • Baron van de Wetering (UA.26) VFD membership is questionable as the letter in which he is mentioned at the Duchess' party was written by an imposter.

  • Duchess of Winnipeg (aka R) (UA.25-30)

  • Lemony Snicket

  • Jacques Snicket

  • K Snicket sister of Lemony and Jacques.

  • (UA.36-37) J, L, M, R, R, M, L, K, D, S, J, R, L, K, B, J, E, G

  • Dr. Gustav Sebald (UA.36)

  • Dr. Montgomery Montgomery expected to have known the Sebald Code; attended the local cinema regularly (2.24, 36); uses anagrams (see Tommy "Mommy" Eggmonteror).

  • Sally Sebald (UA.66-71)

  • Daniel Handler (UA.52, 77) author of "The World is Quiet Here," the crucial opening number of which is "Ring the Bell," and features characters: Defenders of Liberty, The Little Sebald Lad.
    (UA.97) "You [Lemony] must not write to D." This is most likely a reference to Mr. Handler.

  • Anxious Clown Waiter (UA.97) says "I didn't realize this was a sad occassion" to indicate that he is a VFD member.

  • Hector (7.59) "I've [Hector] been building a self-sustaining hot air mobile home."
    (UA.98) "...that self-sustaining hot-air mobile home H is always talking about build."

  • Prospero Owners (UA.156) Sign their post card to Lemony with "The world is quiet here."

  • Librarian (UA.146) The olad man with neatly trimmed gray hair and a mustache who turned up at the ends. Dresses in a flowered shirt, striped tie, tweed coat, and plaid slacks with a sharp crease, and shiney shoes.
    (UA.154, 171) Works at the Prufrock Prep library.
    Also in "Ramona Quimby, Age 8" by Beverly Cleary.

  • Vincent Francis Doyle (questionable) author of "Ivan Lachrymose: Lake Explorer."

  • Tommy "Mommy" Eggmonteror (UA.167) author of "The Mamba du Mal: A Snake that Will Never Kill Me" for Venom Feels Delightful Press. (see Dr. Montgomery)

  • Brett Helquist (questionable) (UA.183) illustrator; scheduled a meeting with Lemony Snicket at the dairy; signed his letter to Lemony with "With all due respect."

  • Ike Anwhistle (3.5) second cousing of Violet, Klaus and Sunny Baudelaire. Could whistle with crackers in his mouth, specialized in Beethoven's 4th Quartet (3.27).

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