Shirley T. Sinoit-Pecer (UA.77) = Receptionist Shirley (see Book 4)

Lisa N. Lootnday (8.157) = Alison Donalty (cover designer)

Carrie E. Abelabudite (8.158) = Beatrice Baudelaire

Monty Kensicle (8.159, UA.174) = Lemony Snicket

Linda Rhaldeen (UA.77) = Daniel Handler

Lena Pukalie (UA.131, 165) = Pauline Kael (thanks to L. Grey)

Tony "Mommy" Eggmonteror (UA.167) = Montgomery Montgomery

Al Funcoot (UA.78) = Count Olaf

Ned H. Rirger (UA.79) = Red Herring