12, Birthday of Jacques Snicket, as well as his sister.
26, Jacques Snicket "taken" and initiated into V.F.D.
18, Jacques Snicket, given his first assignment, disguises himself accordingly
31, The alleged date the alleged Baudelaire mansion allegedly burned down.
8, T.S. Eliot spotted weeping in a flower bed. Isadora Quagmire's whereabouts unknown.
13, Nine cows arrested by the authorities under the suspicion of involvement with V.F.D. Jacques Snicket, disguised as the tenth cow, escapes on a stolen tractor.
26, Jacques Snicket arrives in Paltryville to continue Baudelaire investigation.
6, Jacques Snicket reports findings to The Daily Punctilio.
7, The Daily Punctilio does not publish Jacques Snicket's report.
9, V.F.D. declares Jacques Snicket "either missing or on vacation."
23, Summer is dead and Jacques Snicket does not return. V.F.D. changes his status to "missing."
10, The remaining Snicket siblings open their investigation into Jacques Snicket's disappearance.
7, Jacques Snicket reported murdered.
2, Jacques Snicket reported ill.
4, Director and screenwriter Gustav Sebold reported missing.
27, V.F.D. declares remaining Snicket siblings "either missing or on vacation."