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2004 Calendar

January

12, Birthday of Jacques Snicket, as well as his sister.

February

26, Jacques Snicket "taken" and initiated into V.F.D.

March

18, Jacques Snicket, given his first assignment, disguises himself accordingly

31, The alleged date the alleged Baudelaire mansion allegedly burned down.

April

8, T.S. Eliot spotted weeping in a flower bed. Isadora Quagmire's whereabouts unknown.

May

13, Nine cows arrested by the authorities under the suspicion of involvement with V.F.D. Jacques Snicket, disguised as the tenth cow, escapes on a stolen tractor.

June

26, Jacques Snicket arrives in Paltryville to continue Baudelaire investigation.

July

6, Jacques Snicket reports findings to The Daily Punctilio.

7, The Daily Punctilio does not publish Jacques Snicket's report.

August

9, V.F.D. declares Jacques Snicket "either missing or on vacation."

September

23, Summer is dead and Jacques Snicket does not return. V.F.D. changes his status to "missing."

October

10, The remaining Snicket siblings open their investigation into Jacques Snicket's disappearance.

November

7, Jacques Snicket reported murdered.

December

2, Jacques Snicket reported ill.

January 2005

4, Director and screenwriter Gustav Sebold reported missing.

27, V.F.D. declares remaining Snicket siblings "either missing or on vacation."