November 2002

Daniel Handler, Official Representative of Lemony Snicket, author of A Series of Unfortunate Events Book the First: The Bad Beginning

I know that when someone says, "I'm telling you this for your own good," they're about to say something rude. I know that when the world seems too rude, it is best to get into bed with a good book. And I know that there is no way to know for sure if something is lurking underneath the bed unless you shine a flashlight and check for yourself.